Funny Custom Cross Stitch "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman" Framed 8x10 Print with Pillow Option


Framed 8x10 Custom Cross Stitch "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman". Has pretty blue lettering with corner filigree. It makes for a great gift! It is also a funny conversation piece to have around the house of office. Gets laughs every time!

This cross stitch is also offered in a throw pillow. Please message me if you prefer the pillow, and we will go over colors for the backing.

Please message if you prefer different colors for the lettering. We are more than willing to work with you, and are eager to please!


Buy in confidence knowing that you are receiving a high quality, handmade item. No two are the same, as I make them myself. No machines here! Every stitch is made by my two hands. All framed needlepoint, cross stitch pillows, and any other needlepoint that does not come in the hoop is washed, laid flat to dry, and then ironed before its final resting place. All needlepoint in the hoop is sewn together with thread and tied in a bow. Bow may be untied to allow removal from the hoop in order to tighten, or wash if preferred.


I accept all major credit cards, along with PayPal. Payment is due within 3 days of the purchase.

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Orders will be shipped within 2-3 days of payment. In most cases, I can give tracking information.


I handle refunds strictly by case. Please message me with any questions.


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