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Framed 8x10 Custom Cross Stitch "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman".
Has pretty blue lettering with corner filigree.
It makes for a great gift! It is also a funny conversation piece to have around the house of office. Gets laughs every time!
This cross stitch is also offered in a throw pillow. Please message me if you prefer the pillow, and we will go over colors for the backing.
Please message if you prefer different colors for the lettering. We are more than willing to work with you, and are eager to please!
*ATTENTION ALL NEEDLEPOINT CUSTOMERS *
Buy in confidence knowing that you are receiving a high quality, handmade item. No two are the same, as I make them myself. No machines here! Every stitch is made by my two hands. All framed needlepoint, cross stitch pillows, and any other needlepoint that does not come in the hoop is washed, laid flat to dry, and then ironed before its final resting place. All needlepoint in the hoop is sewn together with thread and tied in a bow. Bow may be untied to allow removal from the hoop in order to tighten, or wash if preferred.
I accept all major credit cards, along with PayPal. Payment is due within 3 days of the purchase.
Orders will be shipped within 2-3 days of payment. In most cases, I can give tracking information.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Please contact me with any refunds or exchanges. I will be glad to work with you!
Tapestries and Bedding
We work closely with our artisian printers to bring you the latest desings. We get these beautiful pieces of art in, and add our special touch to them. Any and all tapestries with fringe, beads, pom poms, or tassels are sewn on by me. Our tapestry towels are made the same way. We get in our tapestry, and turn it into your one of a kind piece of art.
We do bedding as well! Using these mandala printed tapestries, we make duvet covers, sheets, pillow cases, curtains, and even floor cushion covers! From the Nursery, to the Dorm Room, to the Casbah, allow us to decorate your entire room.
Since these pieces are made to order, please allow at least a week for turn around time. Custom orders may take a little longer, but never more than 2 weeks.
Please note that detailed pieces with beads may take longer as well. These beads are sewn on by hand.